It's been such a terribly long time since I last blogged. Now, there's no real place for blame here, however, I will say I have felt a large pit of guilt in my stomach. It's not that I fear the disappointment of my readers, I'm pretty sure my mom is the only one who reads here, it's my Self I have neglected. So I walked my happy ass across the street today, from my apartment to the divine coffee shop that no one seems to have discovered.
On the path of self-repair, drinking green tea.
Yesterday I bought "Dance of the Kama Sutra with Hemalayaa" on DVD from Barnes & Noble. Isn't Kama Sutra all about those awkward and impossible sexual positions (Barbie couldn't even accomplish)? That's what I thought before this enlightenment in the workout section of the DVD's. By the way, everyone avoids this section like the plague unless the coast is clear, though my shameful perusing was inevitably interrupted by the tall, dark and handsome sales clerk asking if I needed any help... with my Kama Sutra DVD. The EFR in me replied, "Well, are you flexible?" His facial reaction proved my theory: I am not alone in thinking Kama Sutra was purely about sexual positions. Totally worth it.
So, I took my DVD home, changed into some comfy, workout clothes, and flailed around on my new apartment floors. I suppose the more often I do this "workout" I could, potentially, LOOK sexy while doing it, but for now... I look like a raw, Thanksgiving turkey squirming out of grandma's hands while she tries to make it into something delectable.
My goal, with this new venture into workout DVD's, my bitter green tea, and new passion for fresh fruit and veggies, is for my betterment of my Self. Since I moved away from Lincoln, I have been thrown into new paths of Self destruction, trying to avoid the potholes along the way. I'm re-defining myself in this new place, new family, and new job (while planning a wedding). I looked forward to this opportunity a mere three months ago, and it's already proven to be much more than I expected: It's fucking hard!
1 comment:
You never know who reads your blog. It's not just your mom. By the way ... kama sutra, in general, are meditation positions and sex is, yup, a meditation.
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